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hhh8:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY
I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.
The picture above is of my mother.  Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer).  She has twenty-three years of mothering experience.  She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.
On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner. 

hhh8:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.

The picture above is of my mother.  Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer).  She has twenty-three years of mothering experience.  She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.

On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner. 

samsaricwarrior:

He’s like a fucking ninja!

samsaricwarrior:

He’s like a fucking ninja!

religiousragings:

I am so glad that our Senators are so well educated. Among certain voter segments I believe that stupidity is an actual job requirement.  Source is here.

religiousragings:

I am so glad that our Senators are so well educated. Among certain voter segments I believe that stupidity is an actual job requirement.  Source is here.

(Source: skepticalavenger)

celtic-dreams:

My cat does this when she wants to be petted. 

arielislove:

toptumbles:

Cat wants to be petted

Oh GOD

njwight:

A Hallmark moment in the woods…or possibly squirrel porn, depending on your personal sappy or sexual sensibilities.

njwight:

A Hallmark moment in the woods…or possibly squirrel porn, depending on your personal sappy or sexual sensibilities.

Siri and Zooey

  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
wanjavi:

Trilero

wanjavi:

Trilero

(Source: cineraria)

Mar 9
catversushuman:

I had a cat that “talked”. Its “hello” was very clear, and best heard in the middle of the night, echoing in the dark hallway. 

catversushuman:

I had a cat that “talked”. Its “hello” was very clear, and best heard in the middle of the night, echoing in the dark hallway.