I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.
The picture above is of my mother. Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer). She has twenty-three years of mothering experience. She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.
On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner.
He’s like a fucking ninja!
I am so glad that our Senators are so well educated. Among certain voter segments I believe that stupidity is an actual job requirement. Source is here.
My cat does this when she wants to be petted.
A Hallmark moment in the woods…or possibly squirrel porn, depending on your personal sappy or sexual sensibilities.
I had a cat that “talked”. Its “hello” was very clear, and best heard in the middle of the night, echoing in the dark hallway.